Flying Himalayan Mongoose
requires the male to drink sufficient alcohol the previous night for molten chico stick sh-t. also, a chick with large t-ts. the act of dropping that chico stick deuce between said large t-ts and smashing them together to make them stick. next insert d-ck between t-ts from the underside and p-ss in her face. flip her over and bang her in the -ss until you bust a nut. return to the front side and t-tty f-ck her before your d-ck returns to flacid state. then jam your sh-t/p-ss/p-n-s-pudding covered peener in her vajayjay. grab her bologna drapers , spread them wide, and blow chunks into her v-g-n-. if performed correctly you’ll hear about her cooch getting all f-cked up in a couple of days.
i gave my gf an awesome flying himalayan mongoose.
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