Flying Moses
a fat person trying to crowd surf and when they jumps the crowd parts like the red sea.
when someone try to do a stage dive but the crowd moves away (usually happens when fat people try to stage dive).
any attempt at a stage dive or crowd surf that causes the crowd to separate as the person is still in midair.
fat guy: i’m going to go crowd surfing!
friend #1: don’t do it!
-fat guy jumps of stage-
crowd: sh-t!
-crowd moves from under the fly fat guy-
-fat guy falls on his face-
friend #2: why did you try a flying moses, fat -ss?
a dance move in which a person’s arms and legs are simultaneously doing the same, spazzy movements.
jamie: woah, dude what is he doing?
bill: that, my friend, is the flying moses.
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