Flying Mushroom Stamp


the act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much shorter than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your p-n-s to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

please exercise extreme caution when performing the flying mushroom stamp. serious injury may (and often will) occur.
i performed the flying mushroom stamp on that b-tch, dawg!
the act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much taller than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your p-n-s to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

please exercise extreme caution when performing the flying mushroom stamp. serious injury may (and often will) occur.
i performed the flying mushroom stamp on that b-tch, dawg!

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