Flying Rod

this was a s-x act created by a good friend of mine a few years ago, when we were discussing the various gross s-x things (hot lunch, jelly donut, etc.) anywho, here’s what a flying rod is:
take one woman, and one man. you’ll need three swedish meatb-lls, and two aluminum poles with a diameter of at least four inches. stick one pole in her p-ssy, the other in her -ss. then, with the swedish meatb-lls in your right hand, j-zz in her right ear. then eat one meatball and stuff your c-ck in her mouth. while she sucks it, sh-t in her left hand and eat a second meatball. then put your left elbow by her mouth. while sucking you, she must eat the sh-t and lick your elbow. then remove your c-ck from her mouth. push the rod in her -ss up as far as it will go, and remove the rod from her p-ssy. stuff the remaining meatball into her p-ssy and then f-ck her rotten with your c-ck. once she is finished eating the sh-t, remove your c-ck from her p-ssy and p-ss all over her face. remove the rod from her -ss and give it a final f-ck with your c-ck. that, is a flying rod.
i can’t think of an example, but i think you get the idea.