flying vagina attack
a form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another’s (male or female) chest. also considered to be a s-xual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the kama sutra.
susan: john, i’m tired of your sh-t!
john: shut up, b-tch!
susan: flying v-g-n- attack!
(wherein susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her v-g-n- into john’s chest, knocking the wind out of him.)
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