fmdo
fmdo is a text acronym for f-ck my d-ck off. f-ck my d-ck off is a random thing to yell out your car window to people on street, or to say to boss, and/or everyone else in life. a new hipper version of fml (f-ck my life)
friend (text): hey homey, i hear your girl is banging your brother.
you (text): not again, fmdo
abbreviation and less sketchy way to say to a girl what u want in public or online.
f-ck my d-ck off
girl: lmao ur r so funny what do u want to do tonight?
guy: i want you to…(looks around and notices a group of ppl around) fmdo.
girl smiles and takes him into the bathroom.
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