FMGDFSAL
when fml (f-ck my life) and fmfl (f-ck my f-cking life) really just don’t cut it, fmgdfsal(f-ck my g-dd-mn f-cking sh-t–ss life) really hits the spot.
bro1: ah, cr-p, i got a 38 on the test. now my parents are going to kill me. fml
bro2: i woke up at 530, read an email from my former gf breaking up with me, got a 10 on that test and another one i got an 11, got a sh-tload of homework, and ran 1.5 miles, did 400+ pushups and 700+ crunches(motherf-cking gym teacher), and still have probs 3 hours of homework to do. fmgdfsal!!1
bro1: wow, i have no right to complain, fygdfsal
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