fmgdmfl
an initalism which stands for “f-ck my godd-mn motherf-cking life.” it is used to emphasize terribly suckish situations; a take-off of “fml” (f-ck my life)
other forms: fygdmfl (f-ck your godd-mn motherf-cking life), fmgdmflh (f-ck my godd-mn motherf-cking life hard)
created by and made popular by twitter user @johnkennick (twitter.com/johnkennick)
1. everyone hates me. fmgdmfl.
2. i failed math..again. looks like i’ll be repeating freshman year for the fourth time. fmgdmfl.
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