FMILF


an acronym meaning “future mother i’d like to f-ck.” a term used to describe a pregnant woman who is very physically attractive.
“dude, maria is lookin’ real good these days, even though she’s 7 months pregnant.”

“i hear that bro; a total fmilf.”
future mother id like to f-ck
she is really attractive, she is a total fmilf
facebook mom i’d like to f-ck. when a parent or guardian figure (most commonly female) subscribes to face book. a trend that is know doubt increasing, can be found most commonly in the areas surrounding orange county california.
“hey man your mom just friended me on facebook yesterday.” she’s a fmilf for sure”

1.fat man i’d love to f-ck. yes it is used in most situations when you see a reasonable sized man approaching you.
2.it may be also used just to point out afat person without sounding rude.
“hey shannon look at the fmilf! what a fat f-ck.”

“ya man total lard -ss.”

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