FMITS


an exclamatory acronym depicting the phrase ‘f-ck me in the sh-t’.

a proposition in which one presents their fecal repository as a point of penetration.
“f-ck me in the sh-t, that is some good pie.”

“this prost-tute gave me another vd, fmits!”

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