FMLIA
an out-of-place post. submitted by someone who is so desperate to have their stories published that they’ll post what should have been an fml to mlia (or vice versa).
fmlia:
today, i found out that my sister has been masturbating with my electric toothbrush for the past three years and hasn’t cleaned it once! mlia
or
today, i fed my dog. fml
“f-ck, my life is average” – a hybrid of fml (f-ck my life) and mlia (my life is average), two popular internet memes, expressing dissatisfaction that your life is not interesting enough to denote internet-level attention.
fmlia all i did today was go to the gym today after work, and nothing remotely embarr-ssing or interesting happened.
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