FMLL
acronym, meaning f-ck my love life.
used when one is frustrated with the state of their love life.
derived from “fml” meaning f-ck my life.
1.) i have three girlfriends and still not getting s-x. fmll.
2.) marriage? fmll.
3.) fml. fmll.
a new version of the popular fml; means f-ck my love life. meme created by carol zara.
i can’t find a new date. fmll!!!
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