FMLRN
“f-ck my life right now”. often used when things go wrong at a certain period in your life… instead of saying fml all together, it’s fmlrn when something happens bad to you in the moment and it really upsets you.
“ew i can’t believe my ex is dating sheena again. fmlrn!”
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