FMPC
abbreviation for ‘fatty mac pan cakes’. used to describe a person or thing with large, fatty deposits on their body, usually in the gut region, resembling ‘pancakes’ attached to the skin.
dude, did you see the fmpc today? he was wearing a tiny -ss shirt. the pancake was definatley floppin’ out.
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