Fnards
in the singular, this is a term more commonly slurred by drunken idiots- ie “you, eh? eh!! you don’even wannave a go at mick, you’ll get your’ed ripped off, right?? eh!! he’s fnard! harder n you!!” in this instance, the words “f-cking” and “hard” have been run together.
in the plural, the term is used to describe the chubby, thigh chafed b-ll-cks of those men who can’t find high street trousers that do up around their sagging beer gut. fat nards. fnards.
geoff flopped gratefully down on the nudist beach; ignoring the horrified stares of the beautiful people he opened his legs and aired his fnards.
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