foam dick


when one attends a foam party and contracts an std from the people having s-x in the foam
“holy sh-t some guy’s p-n-s is lying on the floor!”
“yeah, must have got that foam d-ck”
“i told jonny to keep his pants on during the foam party or else he might get foam d-ck.

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