foat
acronym for “fool of a took”
easier to use and, to some extent, less damaging to your reputation.
if anyone asks you can just say it is a cross between a ferret and a stoat.
robert: ok i actually just thought that carrot was a ginger cat.
david: …you absolute foat.
stands for “fool of a took”. adapted from the wizard gandalf. is used to describe someone who is a pr-ck.
omg, you’re such a foat!!!
an adjective describing a rather foul smelling fart. or fresh off a terd.
dude, that was a foat! go take a dump before you sh-t yourself.
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