fob off


to dismiss (lie about) an underlying issue with something easier to explain.
she didn’t buy the ‘just a check-up’ fob off when i said i was going to the doctors.
to fob oneself off-

colloquial term for masturbating, usually in reference to the female.
fob-off;

e.g. claire likes to fob herself off in daves room

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