fobio


adjective and noun. gender neutral. singular and plural. someone who is fabulously a fob; someone who is an extreme fob
homeboy 1: yo homes, check out that dude over there.
homeboy 2: which one?
homeboy 1: the brotha’ who can’t speak a word of english, is wearin the gold rimmed gl-sses, is mad skinny, has got the polo shirt tucked into those dress pants he wears everyday, and has a crew cut.
homeboy 2: hahaha. that dude is such a fob.
homeboy 1: naw, bro’. he’s fobio.
an acronym for frequently outwitted by inanimate objects. related to the french saying “les choses sont contre nous” or “things are against us”. see “report on resistentialism” by paul jennings, a parody of the existentialist movement of the early 20th century. resistentialism
the job would have been done in 10 minutes if i hadn’t been fobio.
the wrong way to spell fabio
fabio has a cool leather jacket, smells like sh-t, and is super cool

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