fofl
an internet acronym for “falling on floor lactating”
derives from the simon & garfunkel song “cecilia,” in which it sounds as though the singer says, “i fall on the floor and i lactate.” rhymes with “rofl.”
doug: jubilation, she loves me again!
beth: fofl
fofl as is known by me and my mate-eo’s stands for ‘falling on the floor laughing’. only to be used literally! (don’t be half-ss and use it all the time like ‘lol’). have a nice day y’all!
jojo: imagine.. mc.. havin’ a pillow fight!
rachee: fofl!
fell on floor laughing
his joke was so funny i fofl’d!
lol rofl lmao laughing haha
f-ck our f-cking lives
lindsay: i can’t find my keys & i’m hungover. you made out with a random guy last night.
jamie: fofl.
noun:
fattie on foot long
said when at a sub shop and a fat person orders a foot long sub sandwhich.
(at subway)
dustin: fofl!
chris: fofl?
dustin: fattie on foot long!
farting on the floor laughing.
when you are laughing on the floor and you happen to let one rip at the same time. fofl.
fnording on floor, laughing.
it is an action taken when a discordian (or anyone who isn’t) is somehow touching the floor (through clothing or not), laughing at a useless piece of information – useful piece of misinformation, or simply staring straight faced at it.
“jan and jace watched as blip fofl’d. moments later, they were holding his battered body in their arms after sp-ce ghost returned from the bar, reeking of alcohol.”
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