Folgers shortcake
the act of correcting a woman who spills, taints, or otherwise commits an offense against folgers coffee, by calling her a “f-cking b-tch”, pushing her down and smashing the pot of hot folgers coffee across her face, and -j-c-l-t-ng on her face immediately afterward.
see also, strawberry shortcake.
the waitress spilled my folgers. i corrected her by applying a folgers shortcake. i then returned to my seat to continue celebrating my son’s birthday.
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