folgers
expelling flatulence in the face of a sleeping friend, consequently waking him or her from smell alone.
i woke up crying this morning. that folgers smelled awful
v.t.
to replace with a substandard subst-tute
who folgered my coffee?
the best part of waking up.
the best part of waking up, is folgers in your cup.
(vt.) to change something without informing anyone. first used in guild wars, which implemented a streaming patch system that would stealthily introduce updates to the game.
“we’ve secretly folgered this definition page with a fake one. let’s see if anyone notices.”
a girl so breathtakingly hot that she gives men an instantaneous erection, hence the word “folgers” (referring to folgers instant coffee).
dude, have you seen the new girl yet? that chick is so hot, she’s a folgers!
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