Folicular Homicide
the act of removing or changing a hair style or facial hair style; generally at the behest of a friend or significant other.
bill shaved off his beard. they should lock him up for folicular homicide.
deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.
holy sh-t! have you seen debbie lately? she went with the ‘gosselin’…she committed folicular homicide!
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