a mythological superhero-like character originating in folklore, such as paul bunyan, the giant lumberjack with a blue ox, johnny appleseed, who planted every tree in america, or john henry, the railroad spiker who raced a steam hammer to his own death.
pecos bill was a folklord that was raised by coyotes and conquered the west by l-ssoing tornadoes and wrestling leopleuridons into submission.
textament the last text that’s sent from your phone by your loved ones so people know you’re dead and not to text you anymore textament before i die i have to make sure i write a will and the text i want my loved ones to send when i’m dead it’s my last will and […]
1. a really annoying person who gets on everyone’s nerves 2. someone who thinks they are so popular, but everyone is just pretending to like them 3. the captain of the chess club tommy: isn’t richard such a shmep omg!? rita: naw, that’s rude he is my friend
- dutch present
a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy ” oh how lovely, tickets to see andy murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. well you can take your dutch present and go on your own”
bag of juice, drunkard the geezer on the corner’s on old bazo.
- monday fingers
the inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a monday, often because of weekend hangover. “gah! i can’t type this morning. dang monday fingers.”