Fomper


one who farts in his/her bathtub and bites the gas bubbles.
mark sat in his bathtub fomping. he enjoyed the taste of his rectal g-sses.
a person who imitates compet-tion dancers. these people wear booty shorts, bedazzled bra tops and say “work”. they don’t cheer on their friends when they have their solo, but cheer for other people. it is not always a good thing to be called a fomper, but sometimes it is. they don’t actually dance in real compet-tion dance, but they dream about it.
did you see gabby’s bedazzled bra top?

yes, she is such a fomper.

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