fondle stripe
any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.
“what’s that on josh’s shirt? it looks like a piece of tape.”
(touch)
“oh, i guess it’s just a fondle stripe.”
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