Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg
a term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho’s to celebrate easter each year. this event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on cadbury creme eggs and may result in a “second coming.” because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.
“hey, my ho had me over for easter and i was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. i ‘aint ready to be no mother f-ckin’ daddy-o! i can’t believe i played myself like this!”
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