fondling
the art of being felt up. most commonly used by females. includes, caressing of the chest and neck resulting in heavy breathing and erect nipples.
you like being fondled eh cherise?
feeling or touching, usually s-xual or playfully
stephen: my girl likes to cuddle, but i prefer fondling.
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