Fondue Blumpkin
this is probably the apex of s-xuality. it’s when you have bad diarrhea while a female (or male i suppose if you are inclined) is giving you a bl-wj-b and you remove your p-n-s from his/her mouth and dip it into the chocolate toilet soup only to pull it back up and reinsert within her/his eager mouth for an extra saucy reentry. pretty much a dream come true.
my boyfriend gives me the best fondue blumpkins after 4loko and chipotle.
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