FONO


acronym for ‘friend of no-one’. usually applies to friendless loners who sit in the corner… and cry.
person a: that george is such a loner.
person b: oh, i know. he’s a total fono.
2 more definitions
fake mono. also known as “the kissing disease”.
jennifer: “yeah, i went to the doctor & she told me i had mono, but i’m definitely feeling better & its only been three days”

me: “so you have fake mono?”

jennifer: “yeah, i have fono!”
1.a large headed dumb, kid from sled lake. has a fro, and likethe p-n-s. 2.anyone like this kid.
ewwwww… it’s fonos!

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