Fontainha


creepy, ugly, big-eyed. sometimes cool, sometimes b-o-r-i-n-g. usually lies. two-faced person.

but when it is with you, it is so cool that you can’t understand why people call it two-faced.
i hate fontainhas. they lie a lot!

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