fontch
cross between fountain+funk+cheese+b-tch. derogatory use in regard to a woman’s v-g-n-l uncleanliness.
man, that hooker fontch is nasty!
or, ‘she’s all fontchy! i wouldn’t let an enemy date her.
or, ‘that fontch has laid the entire state of texas and puerto rico besides!’
also spelled fonch. b-st-rdised version of funk-cheese with a visual of a fountain of rotted v-g-n-l effluvient.
that hooker fontch just touched my boyfriend! i’d kick her -ss but my foot might be lost forever.
what is in this nasty tasting sandwich? some kind of fontch?
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