fonx
to cancel or reject an invitation, especially at short notice.
literally a contraction of ‘f-ck off no thanks’. when used literally, it denotes a loathing and sarcastic ‘no thanks’. however it is frequently used without rancour to denote the canceling of a social engagement.
1. “i’m still at work, looks like i’ll have to fonx on the curry tonight”
2. when asked to do something horrendous at work – “oh, fonx.”
(also other words which look like, sound like, or smell like, e.g. funx, funxerama, fonkles, shponkles, fooooooooooonx etc.)
1). a noun meaning “a very very very fit person, who you’d sh-g right now.”
2). a verb meaning whatever you want it to mean. you can fonx a person, a play, a piece of homework, anything.
3). an exclamation of self admiration, following an amazing action, a witty remark, etc.
“she’s a fonx!”
-looking at lady…- “fonx”
“i totally fonxed that exam.”
“i wanna fonx you, you fonx”
“come fonx with me, let’s fonx, let’s fonx away”
-having just pwned a driving test- “fonx!”
“fonx; i pwned you.”
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