Food Locker
a common practice amongst high school students. the ideas is for you and a friend “pimp” out a locker in various decorations and cram it with as much food as possible. some ideas for decorations could include a tranquility fountain, flashing lights, disco b-lls, and pics of sporting events. however, the main object is to fill it with as much food as humanly possible; food would include candy bars, sodas, lollipops and nutritious snacks (in case your friend thinks he should be on the diet or in case your trying to drop a hint to your friend that he’s a little on the heavy side.) the most important thing to remember of course is that its creativity and originalilty that count the most.
dude 1: have you seen phil and ed’s food locker?
dude 2: naw, but i hear that thing is “pimped” wit a tranquility fountain and a flashing light.
dude 1: really!??!
dude 2: yeah, i might jus have to call that the party locker!
dude 1: sweet
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