Food Moan


(noun)

an insatiable, un-quellable release of noise from one’s voice box indicating the perfection of the food one is currently consuming. it is generally followed by multiple other variations of the sound in between chewing and swallowing.
jack: dude, i’ve been hungry all day! i haven’t eaten a thing since yesterday.

josh: -tosses oreos- here, bro.

jack: oh! (food moan) oh! ohhhh! so gooooooood!!!! thank you, g-d!

josh: wow, that was quite the food moan.

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