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a change to one’s facebook status.
“did you see annie’s status update on facebook today? she’s an orphan now!”
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this is not limited to one person. it can be considered a group activity. the art of pooing in a bag then peeing and ejacualating in it with the purpose of going up to someone on the street and slapping them with it and running away. me: hey, old lady in a wheelchair, want a […]
- Ivy Leauge
a school you definitely couldn’t get into as you can’t even spell “league” correctly. i applied to the ivy leauge but i got rejected because i spelled yail, kolumbia, kornel, dartmuth, prinston, harverd, pennstate and broun wrong. i suck. the way idiots spell ivy league. obviously not an “ivy leauge” student a group of 8 […]
- systemic
systemic. an outside agent introduced into the system of a living being. it is usually administered for the purpose of fighting pathogens harmful to the living being. systemic poisons are absorbed into the flesh of the plant and internalized. the poisons are not harmful to the plant, enabling the plant to fight the invasion with […]
- Churk
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- Sauced up
usually referred to the drunkest/wasted ,person you see in the bar/party usually after they have been getting into grandpa’s cough medicine lol if you are at a social gathering where there is alot of alcohol and someone is so drunk that they think you throw pillow is your new kitty cat mittens, that person would […]