Food Tumor


large bulge under a man’s shirt resembling pregnancy. like a pot belly but usually -ssociated with an otherwise normal, nice looking, well educated, younger male.
” ya know, jason would be a real catch if he’d just loose the food tumor.”

“do you have a table available, my food tumor makes it hard to sit in a booth.”

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