Foodbumps
similar to gooseb-mps, but only experienced when eating incredibly delicious and scrumptious food. usually paired with an uncontrollable feeling of euphoria and a gigantic smile on one’s face.
peter: (already experiencing foodb-mps)
“matt, the potatoes…”
matt: (eats caramelized garlic-onion mashed potatoes, gets foodb-mps)
“… holy sh-t, the potatoes.”
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