Foodcourt Bride
a young, generally eastern european, hispanic, or southeast asian woman who has legally come to the us to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries- but unlike american born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).
if she were still in her native country she’d be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.
also called: maid order bride and food order bride
the bulgarian girl who works at wendy’s is a total foodcourt bride. everytime i’m there she flirts, gives me free stuff, and asks me if i’m married and have kids. i think her visa’s about to expire.
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