foodcrastinating
the act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too d-mn cold to go out and get pizza.
liz, it’s 11pm and you haven’t eaten yet. did you spend the whole night foodcrastinating again?
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an acronym that promptly states that someone: falls off of bed laughing. ‘dude. guess what.’ ‘what?’ ‘cat hat!’ ‘foobl!!!!!’
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when you are in a foreign country and you realise that the food you ordered isn’t what you expected it would be. instead, the look, smell, taste and/or texture is somehow unnerving, unrecognisable and disappointing and you can’t bear eating it. paul: oh! i’m so hungry! where’s my chicken? (waiter brings food to the table) […]
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