FOOM


a b-n-r
andrew:thats straight up!

joe:like my foom!!!!
foom is the sound that’s made when your head explodes, like if someone’s using too many s-xual innuendos in a conversation on msn.
1: i used a 10 foot pole to get that fish from the c-n-l.
2: -foom-

his head hath just exploded.
the act of using your foot as a broom because you are too lazy to go to the closet to get a real broom to sweep something up.
i foomed the crumbs off to the side.

this floor looks dirty here. i think i will give this a quick foom.
take a hit #jwh
we foom cause we foomin at the mouth
foom is the sound fire makes. it’s used in the lenore comic by roman dirge.
“o.k., so you like don’t remember i was here before and i was frolicking about with a bunny on my head and… and you said ‘let’s dance’ and i said ‘o.k.’ and the next thing i knew you’re all foom with the fire and the evil and the kill’n…”
— lenore #7, ‘the dream catcher’
originally was just a term scarsly used to mean a room or house with weapons attached.
i went to foom 2 just this morning
an expression most commonly projected from the mouth of robbie as a form of greeting. normally used in conjuction with msn instant messaging.
“robbie says: foom!
robbie says: how r u?
joe bloggs says: fine u?” etc.

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