foon
foon (f-oonh) 1. n. the proper defenition of foon (not at all in fact having to do with anything s-xually vulgar or “sporkish”) comes from the description of a fast and therefore aerodynamic animal. the word was probably fashioned after fast and typhoon or perhaps simply fuzzy. the word itself was invented in 1989 by two biracial linguists. a foon will have its ears laid back, flattened to its head while running or swimming and while in momentum is often seen waving head to toe in an undulating fashion. 2. v. foon can also be used as a verb to describe the action of the noun eg. the otter fooned through the water.; the otter is fooning through the water playfully. 3. a third usage of the word foon is when one would impose upon an animal or person into the appearance of being aerodynamic by laying back the ears or head manually or by force. eg. four year old shelia patted the head of her cat with such enthusiasm that she forced its ears back {fooned its ears back} and the cat remained fooning with annoyance as it swished its tail back and forth. (can be used in present tense as well.)
an otter can foon through the water, a grey hound is fooning across the track, a seal fooned through the water, sheila fooned her cat, and the chinese dragon is a majestic foon in the air.
an inverted spork
if your spork is cheap enough, you can bend it into a foon.
1. the spork’s illegitimate cousin.
2. a fork left in the microwave too long and ends up curved. 🙁
when the fork and the spoon united, the spork and foon were created!
to divulge in the partic-p-tion of an activity, the likes of which are only known to those invited to partic-p-te in said activity.
dude, you wanna foon today?
oh, man. we fooned so hard last weekend.
the combination of a spoon and a fork; the alternative word to “spork.”
i like eating my food with a foon, because it’s fun!
noun: silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense.
bailey jarriel is a foon.
-noun.
an eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon.
i need a foon to eat my lunch.
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