foosed


an offensive move in foosball. when a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim’s own net. a.k.a. “jedi-ed” because of the psychic skill it takes.

foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl’s name (e.g. b-ttercup, doris, pocahontas)
hahahah foosed! how you like that, pocahontas?
when an arrogant, macho, or s-xist man gets taken down a notch by a more athletic woman in a compet-tive endeavor.
i used to think mike was the man, but he was just totally foosed by angela.
to have had s-x with a woman.
he foosed that.
to be bent over and -n-lly -ssaulted by the rod of a foosball
“i almost foosed you”

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