Footard


b-st-rdisation of f-cktard. usually used to describe a child with other children near and you do not want them to hear you swear.
jeees, how much of a footard was sam today. he kicked his gramps square in the love spuds and bruised his grans left breasticle when he headb-tted her puppies. that boy is becoming a footard.

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