football bat
army slang, meaning “severely f-cked up”. used in the context of comparison. see also: hockey cleats
“ho-ley sh-t, private snuffy! you lost your rifle??? you are f-cked up like a football bat, son!”
used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or f-cked up.
when jason used pumice soap to jack off, jill walked in and exclaimed, “that’s about as f-cked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!”
when something is totally supery-dupery gay, you can say that it’s “as queer as a football bat.” because you don’t use a bat in football. see also, tennis helmet.
i’m thinking of switching to facebook ‘cuz micepace is getting gayer than a football bat.
a clever, hypothetical weapon used to attack an enemy that’s making bs comments using football -n-logies. see “james carville goes off on fareed zakaria” on youtube.
“ya he talked about an offensive linebacker.. when i read that i wanted to hit him with a football bat.” – james carville
a term used with the expression “as queer as” to refer to someone strange or h-m-s-xual in a derogatory manner.
you think he’s gay?
he’s as queer as a football-bat.
noun. a slang term for a queer or gay male. used in a similar manner as three dollar bill.
did you see how bruce was dancing? that guy is as queer as a football bat.
an as of yet non-existant sporting-goods object used as a slang adjective to describe the level of gayness that a h-m-s-xual exhibits in public.
dude! that guy was queer as a footballbat!
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