similar to a bowl cut, the football cut is designated for grandma’s and/or mom’s with blonde hair. the hair goes just under their jaw and curls inwards towards their neck. they get their hair done every week and put thousands of dollars into their hair for it to look like a football.
person 1: “hey, you see that old lady over there with the football cut?”
person 2: “yeah, lets go cut it so it looks normal! ha!”
- d*ck vader
after a black guy finishes having *n*l s*x with a white girl he pulls out his d*ck and waves it around while saying “welcome to the dark side”. tyrone did a d*ck vader on betsy-sue while her parents were sleeping in the other room.
- new flex
you’re new lady “my old flex is my new flex now and we’re working on it” -drake
an annoying yank here comes that bloke from america you can here the c*nt a mile away ” hey d*ckvoice shut the f*ck up ” you sound like a c*ck
- stiff bickies
used for expressing a lack of sympathy with a bad turn of events jason: michael you can’t just f*ck my missus, i thought you where my mate michael: “stiff bickies” mate