Football Douche
your typical, garden variety, football -sshole.
they can usually be identified by what they wear, which includes, but isn’t limited to:
-adidas flip-flops, with long black socks.
-gym shorts
-under-armor shirt/ hoodie
-under armor sack pack
-oakley sungl-sses
-flat bill ball cap that is c-cked sideways and up
some of the identifying physical features are:
-extremely short hair
-pencil thin chinstrap beard
-built to the point of looking like a human t-rd
the characteristics of these people are:
-smug sense of self satisfaction
-terrible sense of humor
-tendency to pick on anyone who doesn’t play foot ball
-able to pick up girls by being a douche
-usually surrounded by his teammates and girls.
-h-m-phobic, around other people, but h-m-s-xual in the locker room where they chase each other around the shower naked.
-usually focus on nothing other than football.
-loud
football douches exist throughout every highschool
as far as they are concerned, 2 + 2 = football!!!
football player- ya bra whats up?!!?!?!!!!
guy 1- what the fu….
guy 2 – oh, that’s just a football douche
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