football fag
a man who likes to attack the tight end on and off the field
did you hear that football f-g got jim in the brown eye last night?
pretending to like football just to be in a room of grizzly football loving men. you use this time to check out their potential chubby size, and fantasize about touching their b-tt holes with gardening equipment.
i’m sick of that football f-g staring at my junk all the time. why the f-ck does he have gardening sheers with him?
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