Football fellatio
the act of compressing, rubbing, m-ssaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.
i saw the trainer in the locker room performing football f-ll-t– on several b-lls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity
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