football hair


a hairstyle -ssociated largely with african-american men who play american football; essentially a m-ss of long, haphazardly-done braids, it is somewhere between dreadlocks and cornrows. sort of like hockey hair for black people.
i saw a guy walking down the street the other day. he was about 6’6″ in a business suit with a serious case of football hair, and i had to seriously resist the temptation to ask him where he played.

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